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*you look too thin, honey… won’t you please have another cream puff? Or can I get you a donut?
*oh, no, sit down please, let ME clean the toilet
*I kind of like it when you don’t shave your legs… such a raw, animal sensation… Grrrr!
*hey, would you and the girls like to go shopping with me on Fifth Avenue? I’ve got some extra money burning a hole in my pocket…
*do you think I’m good enough for the Chippendales?
*can I take you to see the Chippendale dancers?
*let’s go watch the Ice Capades. I really prefer figure skating to hockey.
*dieting makes you miserable. I bought you some nice Haagen-Daz ice cream, won’t you have a little?
*I think using an iron well is just so manly, don’t you?
*would you like a Porsche for your birthday?
*I love painting your toenails, your feet are so sexy
*I don’t understand why they don’t do a calendar of the top women chess players
*Those gals in the Sports Illustrated calendar couldn’t play sports if their lives depended on it. Borrrrrrring!
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