*are you sure you've had enough to drink ?
*that was one great fart, do another
*you're so sexy when you're hungover
*shouldn't you be at the bar with your buddies ?
*i've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house
*i'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping
*say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses
*no no, i'll take the car to have the oil changed
*your mother is better than mine
*our anniversery comes every year, you go drinking with the guys
*oh come on, what do you say we get a good porno movie, a rack of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy come over for a three-some
*damn, not the crummy mall again, come on, let's go to that new stripjoint
*i'll be outside painting the house
*honey, our new neighbor's daughter is out back sunbathing again, come see
