07-12-2002, 10:59 AM
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Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
Age: 61
Posts: 7,387
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Quote:
Originally posted by uss:
Hmm, this reminds me of something..
*Uss and Saz stand outside a small shop*
Sazerac:"Hey, before you go, I want you to do me a favour"
Uss:"Yeah, sure. What do you need?"
Saz:"I want you to bite me as hard as you can"
Uss:"What!?"
Saz *more slowly and understandably*:"I want you to bite me as hard as you can."
Uss:"Where?"
Saz:"Uh, suprise me"
Uss:"No, I won`t do it!"
Saz:"Oh, come on and bite me"
Uss:"Ok.. But you are totally crazy."
*Uss bites Saz`s year*
Saz:"Ow! Motherf***er!"
Uss:"Oh, I`m sorry! Did I do somehing wrong?"
Saz:"No. You did it just perfectly"
*Saz starts biting the hell out of Uss*
guess what that was supposed to be [img]smile.gif[/img] ?
oh, and that reminds me of another thing:
Mike Tyson  !
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I hate to admit this, but that was freakin' hilarious!! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]
HERRR...ahem...
(don't ENCOURAGE him, Sazerac...)
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