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Old 07-11-2002, 08:01 PM   #26
uss
20th Level Warrior
 

Join Date: November 16, 2001
Location: Estonia
Age: 36
Posts: 2,775
Quote:
Originally posted by Sazerac:

(and BTW, I'm 38 as well, going to be 39 in September. Anyone who has a problem with me playing games can BITE me.)

-Saz
Hmm, this reminds me of something..
*Uss and Saz stand outside a small shop*
Sazerac:"Hey, before you go, I want you to do me a favour"
Uss:"Yeah, sure. What do you need?"
Saz:"I want you to bite me as hard as you can"
Uss:"What!?"
Saz *more slowly and understandably*:"I want you to bite me as hard as you can."
Uss:"Where?"
Saz:"Uh, suprise me"
Uss:"No, I won`t do it!"
Saz:"Oh, come on and bite me"
Uss:"Ok.. But you are totally crazy."
*Uss bites Saz`s year*
Saz:"Ow! Motherf***er!"
Uss:"Oh, I`m sorry! Did I do somehing wrong?"
Saz:"No. You did it just perfectly"
*Saz starts biting the hell out of Uss*

guess what that was supposed to be [img]smile.gif[/img] ?
oh, and that reminds me of another thing:

Mike Tyson !
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