Why does the Teflon stick to the pan? Nothing else does!
Because if the Teflon could not stick to the pan it would come loose and make a real mess of your meal.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Because it will go sweet on ya after the date. (Don't blame me if you test this answer and get sick.
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Why do the ATM's at the bank's drive through window have Braille on them?
I dunno...but that is a scary thought.
Why do women wear one bra but a pair of panties?
(KHaN's answer) "I've often pondered this question...but when I ask where they stick the other pair I always get slapped so I dunno."
We always hear reports concerning the number of various medical conditions across America (hemorrhoids, colon polyps, urinary tract infections, etc). WHO has to do the counting?
A "hands on" kinda guy.
Who actually stops to see if the chicken will cross the road?
Someone in a monster truck with a bumper sticker that says "I LOVE ROADKILL".
How can a "fat chance" and a "slim chance" mean the same thing?
I've never heard the term slim chance, I think it was added in to make Alley McBeal feel better.
Why do we care if a tree makes a noise when it falls in the woods? I'm more concerned about the oak in my front yard.
Because then we will be one step closer to answering the question "Does a bear shit in the woods".
Why do parents tell their children to stay out of the water until they learn how to swim?
Because once a kid learns how to swim, then we can make them wait an hour after eating.
Exactly HOW can you "put an eye" out with a beach ball?
By deflating the beach ball, twisting it into a crude spear and then glueing a nail to the end.
[ 07-10-2002, 10:28 PM: Message edited by: Moni ]