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Cerek the Barbaric · 07-10-2002, 08:32 AM

Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

Why do the ATM's at the bank's drive through window have Braille on them?

Why do women wear one bra but a pair of panties?

We always hear reports concerning the number of various medical conditions across America (hemorrhoids, colon polyps, urinary tract infections, etc). WHO has to do the counting?

Who actually stops to see if the chicken will cross the road?

How can a "fat chance" and a "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Why do we care if a tree makes a noise when it falls in the woods? I'm more concerned about the oak in my front yard.

Why do parents tell their children to stay out of the water until they learn how to swim?

Exactly HOW can you "put an eye" out with a beach ball?

[ 07-10-2002, 08:35 AM: Message edited by: Cerek the Barbaric ]

07-10-2002, 08:32 AM	#6
Cerek the Barbaric Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: North Carolina Age: 62 Posts: 3,257	Why does sour cream have an expiration date? Why do the ATM's at the bank's drive through window have Braille on them? Why do women wear one bra but a pair of panties? We always hear reports concerning the number of various medical conditions across America (hemorrhoids, colon polyps, urinary tract infections, etc). WHO has to do the counting? Who actually stops to see if the chicken will cross the road? How can a "fat chance" and a "slim chance" mean the same thing? Why do we care if a tree makes a noise when it falls in the woods? I'm more concerned about the oak in my front yard. Why do parents tell their children to stay out of the water until they learn how to swim? Exactly HOW can you "put an eye" out with a beach ball? [ 07-10-2002, 08:35 AM: Message edited by: Cerek the Barbaric ] __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/cerek/cerektsrsig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Cerek the Calmth