my crummy car
I drive a crummy car.
my right headlight's
hanging on by a wire,
and there's a huge dent in my door.
the other day I was driving on the freeway,
and, you know how you slow down
to check out a really bad accident?
I did that, and the people in the accident
were looking at my car.
bald tires and no spare,
motor chugs like it's gasping for air,
speedometer's broken, won't go in reverse,
hang on a minute, it's gonna get worse,
tags are expired, windshield's cracked,
broken tail lights, broken eight track,
the brakes are bad, clutch is worn,
and I'm getting laryngitis 'cause
I haven't got a horn.
I drive a crummy car.
every time I park, people come up to me
and say, "hey, are you okay?"
I get out and they go, "look, he's walking away!"
when I pick up a date, and we walk out
to my car, I say, "my God, I've been hit!"
I was so embarrassed
by the way my car looked
I bought a car cover
to put over it.
I cut a hole where the windshield is
so I could drive with it on.
bald tires and no spare,
motor chugs like it's gasping for air,
trunk won't shut, engine overheats,
heater doesn't work, radiator leaks,
mirror's busted, clock hangs from the dash,
holes in the floorboard- there goes my trash.
the brakes are bad, clutch is worn,
and I'm getting laryngitis 'cause
I haven't got a horn.
I drive a crummy car.
my car has an alarm that says, "step back,
you're too close, and stop laughing."
I'm always being towed.
my car's been towed backwards
so much on a tow truck
the mileage has gone
back to zero.
someone broke into my car
and stole my club.
I drive a dented up, crummy car,
but it's not all bad.
I drove through the car wash,
and when I came out,
the owner apologized
and wrote me a check.
And this car IS LIKE mine haha the car i use every day lol i HATE it LOL LOL!!
[ 07-06-2002, 12:03 PM: Message edited by: Megabot ]