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LIFE
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough.
It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?
A death.
What's that? A bonus?!!!!
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first. Get it out of
the way.
Then you go and live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too
healthy, and go collect your pension.
Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol. You party. And you get ready for high school.
You become a kid. You go to primary school. You play. You have no
responsibilities.
You become a little baby. You go back. You spend your last nine months
floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap.
Then you finish off as an orgasm!
Now we're talking!!!!!!
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