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Originally posted by Moni:
LOL Now you have me reacking my brain for the beginning verses of the Little Suzie songs we used to sing on the playground (clapping hands with each other as we sang) anyway, the end verse(s) go..."Behind the 'frigerator, there is a piece of glass and if you sit down on it, you'll cut your little ASK me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies, but Suzie's in the kitchen, making more mud pies!"
I know the beginning verses all edge on cussing but then the subject is "changed" as in the example above as so not to actually say any cursewords....it was quite a long ditty lol.
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Lots of versions on the net Moni! Here is one:
Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to Heaven
the steamboat went to
hello operator
please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me,
I'll paddle your
Behind the refrigerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the girls' room
pulling down their flies
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
are kissing in the
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
[fast] DARK, DARK, DARK
dark is like a movie
a movie's like a show
a show is like a TV screen
and that is all I know
I know I know my mother
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister
with the alligator bra!
Mark
[ 07-05-2002, 04:18 PM: Message edited by: skywalker ]