Wow Aviendha, that sounds a lot like a song we have in Dutch - the same thing about a girl with all these weird attributes
Maybe Johnny knows it, or any of the other Dutchies? Can't remember the lyrics exactly but it was something like
Julia Julia Julia
Julia is zo schoon
En Julia is zo schoon, ze heeft zulke mooie ogen
De ene is van glas, en de ander hangt te drogen
Julia Julia Julia
Julia is zo schoon
En Julia is zo schoon, ze heeft zulke mooie tanden
Ze zijn zo groen als gras, met donkergele randen
Julia Julia Julia
Julia is zo schoon
En Julia is zo schoon, ze heeft zulke mooie haren
Van voren is het vlas, van achter is het garen... etc
Translated approximately:
Julia is so beautiful
She has such beautiful eyes
One is made of glass, the other's hanging out to dry
Julia is so beautiful
She has such beautiful teeth
They are green as grass with dark yellow rims
Julia is so beautiful
She has such beautiful hair
In front it's made of flax, the back is made of thread....
Weeeeeird