Woohoo, go aussies. We have got to stick together now where is the bar?
My little speech: (trumpets play national anthem in back ground)
I dont like Celine Dion. Although i know Bazza and Shazza from Whoop Whoop they are not as bad as you think. I am ruled by a rich white prime minister, not a rich white president. I dont know French but can speak fluent American. And I ponounce it a Boot not a big shoe. I can proundly sew my countries flag on my backpack, because no-one realises we are just as guilty for the fate of the third world and everyone blames America. When i am at home i realise that i had better not protest against deforistation without risking a facce full of pepper spray and a criminal record. I beleive in keeping peace even if it means killing some teenagers for fun. I belive in turning back boatloads of Afganistan immigrants, a failing health system and lame late night cable. I beleive the French whine about everything, the English should apologise and that it is pronounces zed not zee. Australia is the worlds largest island, the best Rum and meat pie makers and the best part of the Southern Hemesphere. My Name is Shadowhound and i am proud to be Australian.
(/trumpets)
[ 07-05-2002, 01:26 AM: Message edited by: shadowhound ]
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