[Cerek the Barbaric]

Well, since you asked, how could I refuse.

Cerek's Prank.

My first year in college, I had a female science teacher that was very prejudiced against guys. She even went so far as to say "No guy will EVER make an A in my class, they're just not smart enough."

She and I had a personal exchange one day in the middle of class. She made a deragotory comment about me to another teacher in front of the class. Well, that was too much, so I made a snide comment myself and the matter died down there, for awhile.

At the end of the semester, she told me I had 2 grades missing from labs we had done during the year. I had missed a lab or two, but not the two she left open, so I knew she had done it just to spite me. She said I would have to "bring the papers to her to prove that I did them." I went down to the library and found a guy in her other science class. I asked if he had Lab#13 or #15 (the two that I was "missing"). He didn't, but he said he had Lab#11.

I said, "That'll work, may I borrow it for a moment."
"Sure, here you go".

I took his lab. I erased his name and wrote mine down. I then erased the #11 and wrote #13. Then I headed for the science class. I walked in and stopped about 6 ft away from the teachers desk (close enough for her to read the number and see the "check" mark, but not close enough to notice the erasing). She said "Fine" and put a check by my name for Lab#13.

I looked her right in the eye and said "I'll be right back with Lab#15".

I couldn't believe she didn't catch on. I was about as blantant as I could be with it, and she never said a word.

OK, that may sound a little "lame" to some of you, but it was mainly my way of showing how much I DIS-respected this teacher - which was VERY "out-of-character" for me. I once spoke to her 30 minutes before class so that she would KNOW I was skipping her class.

Buuut, if you had hoped for something a little more exciting....the following year, I met the guy that would be my roommate later on. He had a similar experience with the same teacher and we decided to pull a really good prank on her.

He had a fake rubber hand that his dog used as a "chew toy". We went to his house to get the hand, applied a liberal amount of "Vampire Blood", wrapped it in a paper towel from the bathroom, and stuck it in the wide drawer under her desk. I placed it so that the towel would "open" when the drawer was pulled out.

Unfortunately, her class assistant was the one to find it, but my roommate and I were told that there WAS a good deal of screaming involved when it was discovered.

Like I said, we still laugh about that to this day.