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Horatio · 07-03-2002, 05:16 PM

Horatio's Never Ever List

Never, EVER think that liquid nitrogen can be used to remove hemoroids.

Never, EVER place a bet on a team that is sure to win. It doesn't, purely to spite you.

Never, EVER try on a thong because you're 'curious'. I had the marks where the elastic had dug in for a week.

Never, EVER make up a theory about understanding women. Nuf said.

Never, EVER do anything wrong in a relationship with a woman. She'll only throw it back in your face when you complain that she's been seeing an awful lot of that guy that runs the video store.

07-03-2002, 05:16 PM	#6
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 42 Posts: 3,117	Horatio's Never Ever List Never, EVER think that liquid nitrogen can be used to remove hemoroids. Never, EVER place a bet on a team that is sure to win. It doesn't, purely to spite you. Never, EVER try on a thong because you're 'curious'. I had the marks where the elastic had dug in for a week. Never, EVER make up a theory about understanding women. Nuf said. Never, EVER do anything wrong in a relationship with a woman. She'll only throw it back in your face when you complain that she's been seeing an awful lot of that guy that runs the video store. __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />