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Thoughts
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and
think, "Well, that's not going to happen." ~~~
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing. ~~~
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had
an argument going. ~~~
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. ~~~
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism. ~~~
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? ~~~
I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95, plus shipping and handling. ~~~
In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. ~~~
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53.7% of all statistics are made up
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