Always liked this song by:
The Fools
Life Sucks, Then You Die!
My house burned down in a flash of thunder
My wife ran off with a one-legged plumber
My crops fell dead when the riverbed went dry.
My dog got squashed by a pickup truck
My son ran away, got hooked on drugs.
My daughter's knocked up by the class of '85.
People say that life is good
It don't seem good to me.
I'm lost without a paddle
And I'm headed up sh*t creek.
People say that life is fun
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell
LIFE SUCKS then you die.
The government dumps its toxic waste
right on top of my mother's grave
a team of experts say
'It won't do her no harm.'
My sheep went crazy, killed my mule.
I cut off my **** with a power tool
Fixin' the hole where the meteor hit the barn.
People say that life is good
But I just p*ss and moan
I got one foot on a banana peel,
The other in the Twilight Zone.
People say that life is fun
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell
LIFE SUCKS then you die.
I went to the store to buy some shells
My gun went off, blew the owner to hell.
Now I'm sittin' here in jail, singin this song.
And one guy wants to cut me with a knife.
Another guy wants me to be his wife.
I wish they'd hang me before somethin' really goes wrong!
People say that life is good,
Give thanks for what you have,
When all you have is nothin',
Nothin' makes you glad,
People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why,
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS,then you die.
People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why,
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS,
LIFE SUCKS,
LIFE SUCKS, then you die.
And it's even better with the music playing!
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http://www.94rock.com/rastas.html
Mark