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we would eat our dinner, then cook ourselves
the average child-bearing age would be your early 60's
developments would be arranged, and arrangements would be developed
you'd be late for school if you arrived early
your friends would be your greatest enemies
professionals would have the least talent
subway would serve 200+ calorie diets
your grandparents wouldn't be so 'grand'
*the value of a dollar would be less*
you would wear your undergarments over
the insurance company would be eager to help
candy would be bitter
Britney Spears would be the next Martha Stewart
we would think before we speak
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