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The Hunter of Jahanna · 06-21-2002, 10:29 PM

the way I see it , you have 2 choices , someguy. You can beat this little S.O.B. till blue stuff runns out of his ears or you can use the internet to get revenge.

To use the internet all you have to do is go to any good search engine and type in "mom Jokes". Then memorize as many as your penguin brain can hold. As soon as you have become a master of the mom joke you can crush this little twit with an endless stream of "Your momma's so fat/thin/ugly/druggedup /ect..." that he will cry and scream in frustration.

Here is a little scenario for ya.....

You : hey DJ do you have my wallet?

Him: No, why?

You: Cuz I forgot it on your moms dresser after I paid her,and she said you would bring it to me!

Him: angry/dumbfounded look

You :GIGGLE!!

mom jokes work best when there are people around because then the others tend to try to get in on the action.

06-21-2002, 10:29 PM	#18
The Hunter of Jahanna Emerald Dragon Join Date: September 25, 2001 Location: NY , NY Age: 64 Posts: 960	the way I see it , you have 2 choices , someguy. You can beat this little S.O.B. till blue stuff runns out of his ears or you can use the internet to get revenge. To use the internet all you have to do is go to any good search engine and type in "mom Jokes". Then memorize as many as your penguin brain can hold. As soon as you have become a master of the mom joke you can crush this little twit with an endless stream of "Your momma's so fat/thin/ugly/druggedup /ect..." that he will cry and scream in frustration. Here is a little scenario for ya..... You : hey DJ do you have my wallet? Him: No, why? You: Cuz I forgot it on your moms dresser after I paid her,and she said you would bring it to me! Him: angry/dumbfounded look You :GIGGLE!! mom jokes work best when there are people around because then the others tend to try to get in on the action. __________________ \"How much do I love you?? I\'ll tell you one thing, it\'d be a whole hell of a lot more if you stopped nagging me and made me a friggin sandwich.\"