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Horatio · 06-21-2002, 03:33 PM

I agree totally. Butt plugs should be sold immediatly.
I was once on a date with a girl at the cinema. We were sitting in the back row getting BIZZ-AY (nudge, wink) when suddenly the guy in the row in front (a little to my side) lets off a gut wrenching fart. I mean, this thing was like a napalm bomb. It could have flattened London if not confined to OUR TWO ROWS!!!!
Anyway, I snort in laughter (come on, you have to laugh at times like that) and the girl pulls away. Suddenly I realise, SHE THINKS IT WAS ME!!!! The guy is sitting on my side, and she thinks it was ME! Oh god, the humiliation!!!

06-21-2002, 03:33 PM	#10
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 42 Posts: 3,117	I agree totally. Butt plugs should be sold immediatly. I was once on a date with a girl at the cinema. We were sitting in the back row getting BIZZ-AY (nudge, wink) when suddenly the guy in the row in front (a little to my side) lets off a gut wrenching fart. I mean, this thing was like a napalm bomb. It could have flattened London if not confined to OUR TWO ROWS!!!! Anyway, I snort in laughter (come on, you have to laugh at times like that) and the girl pulls away. Suddenly I realise, SHE THINKS IT WAS ME!!!! The guy is sitting on my side, and she thinks it was ME! Oh god, the humiliation!!! __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />