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AzureWolf · 06-21-2002, 09:53 AM

This is something that has been the bane of my life, much as some of you may find it so. The one thing that can ruin your day anytime, whether it be on a date, in the school classroom or even as impossible as it may seem a sunny day on the beach.
This terrible plague upon mankind that I have a grudge against is none other then the gut-dropping natural fuel.
There is nothing worse then say for example being in a situation like an end of year school exam when this is happening. I mean really, there you are sitting at the desk concentrating on one of the most important times in your early life, focusing yourself on your work thinking to yourself "I am going to do this!". But then like calling down a curse upon yourself, and it could be none other then a horrible death dealing curse it suddenly happens.
Some random guy/gal lifts their leg and with a rip roaring snort lets go what I can only describe as a blood-curdling, credible imitation of a shit demon coming to life in your classroom. Yes, that ripe rotten arse belch springing forth from your fellow classmates uniform is truly mankinds greatest enemy.
So there you are sitting at your desk all peaceful with a quiet tranquility surrounding you ready to get on with your exam when said person lets go what can only be a product of cliffs gut-buster brownies. I mean how the hell are you meant to do an exam in such conditions, when all you can think about is being the first to get to the door and take a breath of fresh air before you succumb to the noxious gases.
I propose that this here is the biggest thread mankind will ever face and if we dont face up to it we are surely doomed to a life of misery.
Anyone else dont like it? [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 06-21-2002, 09:54 AM: Message edited by: AzureWolf ]

06-21-2002, 09:53 AM	#1
AzureWolf 20th Level Warrior Join Date: May 3, 2001 Location: . Age: 41 Posts: 2,762	This is something that has been the bane of my life, much as some of you may find it so. The one thing that can ruin your day anytime, whether it be on a date, in the school classroom or even as impossible as it may seem a sunny day on the beach. This terrible plague upon mankind that I have a grudge against is none other then the gut-dropping natural fuel. There is nothing worse then say for example being in a situation like an end of year school exam when this is happening. I mean really, there you are sitting at the desk concentrating on one of the most important times in your early life, focusing yourself on your work thinking to yourself "I am going to do this!". But then like calling down a curse upon yourself, and it could be none other then a horrible death dealing curse it suddenly happens. Some random guy/gal lifts their leg and with a rip roaring snort lets go what I can only describe as a blood-curdling, credible imitation of a shit demon coming to life in your classroom. Yes, that ripe rotten arse belch springing forth from your fellow classmates uniform is truly mankinds greatest enemy. So there you are sitting at your desk all peaceful with a quiet tranquility surrounding you ready to get on with your exam when said person lets go what can only be a product of cliffs gut-buster brownies. I mean how the hell are you meant to do an exam in such conditions, when all you can think about is being the first to get to the door and take a breath of fresh air before you succumb to the noxious gases. I propose that this here is the biggest thread mankind will ever face and if we dont face up to it we are surely doomed to a life of misery. Anyone else dont like it? [img]smile.gif[/img] [ 06-21-2002, 09:54 AM: Message edited by: AzureWolf ]