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/)eathKiller · 06-20-2002, 10:36 PM

I think cloudy is either asleep or has realized that she, doesn't exist... lol...
Speaking of Non-existant, I went to the Dentist today and, no, I wasn't drilled [img]tongue.gif[/img] A guy did say "oh my you gotwisom teeth you might wanna get thems suka' s puulled..."
I said "im keepin' em" he said "but its hygenic..."
I said "If its naturally occuring and a part of my body, I KEEP IT, I kept my tonsils, i kept my spleen, I kept my appendix, I keep my TEETH!"
he chuckled and said "sure thing sure thing Doctor suess, let's get em X rayed and then i'll cutt em out for ya..."
I said "I won't have unnecessary surgery performed on my body"
he said "... well you can't really call it that..."
I said "And just who are you to judge? A guy with a PHD in Dentistry? Oh wait lets take a look at that diploma on the wall! OH IM SORRY you're just a freaking nurse... get the doctor in here..."
*head dentist comes in with 3 nurses* "I got a complaint that you were complaining" "well he wanted to rip out my teeth!"
"what've you got?" I said "nothing!"
"Caveties?" "NO!" "Crooked? Cracked?" "Absolutley NORMAL teeth!"
"Letsee em..."
then the dufus walked into the room "But sir Wisdom teeth HAVE to come out, every patient i've seen has HAD to have them pulled out!"
the doctor stepped back a bit and said "GOOD GOD BOY THATS THE FIRST CASE I'VE SEEN WHERE THEY'VE GROWN IN LIKE THAT!!"
and i was like "What? do you have to pull them?"
and he said "NO! THEY'RE PERFECTLY FINE! and you've been brushing them!"
and i'm like "what? is it 'normal' for them to NOT be perfectly fine?"
he then asked me a bunch of questions and watned to get my records straight and I left the clinic with him ready to call Guiness or something as the first guy to never have braces, but have straight teeth (including wisdom) >_> ... All i had to say was "can I go home now?"

OH and another discovery:
they have floride now that is flavored like chocolate and vanilla O.o !

I suppose that some day i can brag to some folks that I have 4 more teeth then them...

*points and laughs at anyone who'se had them pulled* "harr harr"

06-20-2002, 10:36 PM	#36
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 40 Posts: 6,043	I think cloudy is either asleep or has realized that she, doesn't exist... lol... Speaking of Non-existant, I went to the Dentist today and, no, I wasn't drilled [img]tongue.gif[/img] A guy did say "oh my you gotwisom teeth you might wanna get thems suka' s puulled..." I said "im keepin' em" he said "but its hygenic..." I said "If its naturally occuring and a part of my body, I KEEP IT, I kept my tonsils, i kept my spleen, I kept my appendix, I keep my TEETH!" he chuckled and said "sure thing sure thing Doctor suess, let's get em X rayed and then i'll cutt em out for ya..." I said "I won't have unnecessary surgery performed on my body" he said "... well you can't really call it that..." I said "And just who are you to judge? A guy with a PHD in Dentistry? Oh wait lets take a look at that diploma on the wall! OH IM SORRY you're just a freaking nurse... get the doctor in here..." head dentist comes in with 3 nurses "I got a complaint that you were complaining" "well he wanted to rip out my teeth!" "what've you got?" I said "nothing!" "Caveties?" "NO!" "Crooked? Cracked?" "Absolutley NORMAL teeth!" "Letsee em..." then the dufus walked into the room "But sir Wisdom teeth HAVE to come out, every patient i've seen has HAD to have them pulled out!" the doctor stepped back a bit and said "GOOD GOD BOY THATS THE FIRST CASE I'VE SEEN WHERE THEY'VE GROWN IN LIKE THAT!!" and i was like "What? do you have to pull them?" and he said "NO! THEY'RE PERFECTLY FINE! and you've been brushing them!" and i'm like "what? is it 'normal' for them to NOT be perfectly fine?" he then asked me a bunch of questions and watned to get my records straight and I left the clinic with him ready to call Guiness or something as the first guy to never have braces, but have straight teeth (including wisdom) >_> ... All i had to say was "can I go home now?" OH and another discovery: they have floride now that is flavored like chocolate and vanilla O.o ! I suppose that some day i can brag to some folks that I have 4 more teeth then them... points and laughs at anyone who'se had them pulled "harr harr"