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Old 06-21-2002, 02:15 PM   #9
uss
20th Level Warrior
 

Join Date: November 16, 2001
Location: Estonia
Age: 36
Posts: 2,775
Quote:
Originally posted by SomeGuy:
You guys should really start a story on this. I have a friend named DemiGuruzu? [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]
thats absolutely right [img]smile.gif[/img] !
"The first Dark Lord of the evil cult was DemiGuruzu, the Lord of Polar Bears. The next was SomeGuy, the Lord of Ice and Penguins. The third one was known as KalaNatruzzu, the Lord of Shadows and Wolves. The last and most powerful Lord was Shaltzir, the Lord of Greater Planar Rabbits."
now, on with the story
"Our Journey continues in the castle of SomeGuy..
Before SomeGuy and DemiGuruzu even started their search for their faithful allies in battle, a powerful Snowman in the rank of Warchief teleported right in front of SomeGuy. To SomeGuys suprise, he said:"Greetings, fair deamons and penguins. I am Bim, the royal warchief of snowmen. In our planar prison, we have a prisoner who claims his name is KalaNatruzzu. he also said that he is the brother of 3 powerful forces. Since this powerful fortress looks to be made by someone from his kin, i decided to enter this place. Are you SomeGuy? SomeGuy and DemiGuruzu were both very happy to hear this. SomeGuy answered:"yes, Snowman, i am SomeGuy, Master and Dark Lord of the Penguins. Take me to my brother.". Bim nodded and teleported himself, and the two brothers, inside the prison. the prison was a very cruel one indeed. the walls were full of blood stains and spikes. when they got infront of KalaNatruzzu`s cell, they opened the huge and dusty door. His cell was suprisingly comfortable. in the cell, there was a high-quality bed, a big screen TV(taken from the Technology Monkey plane), a 4000 mhz computer with GeForce 2 and a fresh copy of NwN *drooling*, and some other expensive stuff. BUT.. the smile from SomeGuys face vanished when he saw that it wasnt KalaNatruzzu at all. it was some anonymous slave. Five snowman warriors who were fully armed for battle teleported over SomeGuy and DemiGuruzu. They had been ambushed.."

holy s**t! i just started thinking: how can i write so much senseless bulls**t? well, its a bit fun.
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