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Originally posted by Paladin2000:
I saw this topic a while ago but I have no way to finding the answer. Therefore I have traveled around the globe in search of great gurus for this ultimate enlightment but even with their great wisdom none of them can really answer this question.
Yesterday after a very long meditation, I finally come to the conclusion that I do not exist at all. I was quite happy with my finding and I went to bed early.
However this morning, I received calls from the credit card companies and banks. I tried to tell them that I don't exist at all and it is impossible for someone who doesn't exist to owe them any money. They assured me that I really exist in this world and if I don't pay up, my car and my house would cease to exist.
And therefore I have decided that I do exist and I should continue to pay my instalments and loans. Back to the question: How to I prove my existense?
My Answer: Go and ask the banks and credit card companies and they will gladly prove it to you.
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You too!! We must be mass figments of the credit card and banks imaginations 
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