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Paladin2000 · 06-26-2002, 03:31 AM

I saw this topic a while ago but I have no way to finding the answer. Therefore I have traveled around the globe in search of great gurus for this ultimate enlightment but even with their great wisdom none of them can really answer this question.

Yesterday after a very long meditation, I finally come to the conclusion that I do not exist at all. I was quite happy with my finding and I went to bed early.

However this morning, I received calls from the credit card companies and banks. I tried to tell them that I don't exist at all and it is impossible for someone who doesn't exist to owe them any money. They assured me that I really exist in this world and if I don't pay up, my car and my house would cease to exist.

And therefore I have decided that I do exist and I should continue to pay my instalments and loans. Back to the question: How to I prove my existense?

My Answer: Go and ask the banks and credit card companies and they will gladly prove it to you.

[ 06-26-2002, 03:33 AM: Message edited by: Paladin2000 ]

06-26-2002, 03:31 AM	#105
Paladin2000 Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: February 19, 2002 Location: Your guess is as good as mine. Age: 54 Posts: 1,728	I saw this topic a while ago but I have no way to finding the answer. Therefore I have traveled around the globe in search of great gurus for this ultimate enlightment but even with their great wisdom none of them can really answer this question. Yesterday after a very long meditation, I finally come to the conclusion that I do not exist at all. I was quite happy with my finding and I went to bed early. However this morning, I received calls from the credit card companies and banks. I tried to tell them that I don't exist at all and it is impossible for someone who doesn't exist to owe them any money. They assured me that I really exist in this world and if I don't pay up, my car and my house would cease to exist. And therefore I have decided that I do exist and I should continue to pay my instalments and loans. Back to the question: How to I prove my existense? My Answer: Go and ask the banks and credit card companies and they will gladly prove it to you. [ 06-26-2002, 03:33 AM: Message edited by: Paladin2000 ] __________________ (This is an invisible sig.)