[andrewas]

Aliens exist - the probability of this dump of a planet having evolved the only intelligent life-forms in the universe are remote. Wait a minute, it wasnt a dump before humans came along, was it? Which kind puts a question mark after the "intelligent" part. But this is besides the point.

But the chances of them coming to earth to perform kinky experiments is probably just as remote. I mean why, surely they have something they can probe closer to home if their that way inclined? And this planet isnt very deirable now that humans have lived on it for a few dozen millenia.