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Originally posted by *\Conan/*:
The DI's took ten of us in to this CS gas building. They told us what to do and asked us if anyone beleived there was any gas in the building.
We all looked at each other and laughed not knowing what was coming our way.
I was the third in line.
We took off our masks together and one by one stated the info. By the time they got to the 3rd guy the troops broke and started screaming for the door. Flying out the doors blinded ,drowling , and crying non-stop for 20 minutes at least. We were dying in the grass and throwing up while they laughed at us. Snot was everywhere...
Nice of them wasn't it-- Ahh, the military days 
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We had to say our name, rank (private at the time lol) platoon, company, battalion, ss# and a couple other things. Plenty of times to get a good gassing!
Although my buddy can fart a pretty close rendition! And you had to put your gasmask back on and walk out and put in the the gasmask holder under your shoulder. If you bent over and it fell out (forgetting to secure it) they made you go back in! Luckilly I fastened mine! But hey lets all get back to booger talk shall we?
Whats better, hard crusty boogers or moist snowflake-like ones? Should bloody ones count for extra points?