Ohhhhh! I loooove this kind of threads!
Allow me to contribute:
An Eternity of Torture
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Ingredients:
1) A good regeneration item (eg, Ring of Gaxx)
2) Some good fire resistance items (eg, Red Dragon Scale + Helmet of Defense)
3) A hated NPC (eg, Jaheira
)
First, equip the victim with the regeneration and fire resistance items.
Now, go to the Temple Ruins.
Some of you may already see the point here... 
Explore the dungeon until you notice a Lava floor.
Place the victim in the center of the floor.
Press 'R'.
Click the Refore Party option, and kick him out.
Enjoy.
Your very own collection of Garden Statues!
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Again, you need to pick up your most despised NPC.
This time, buy some "Flesh to Stone" scrolls in advance.
Lead the Sentenced into the place you want the Statues in, be it your stronghold, your favorite house, or the statue in Trademeet. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Cast "Flesh to Stone" until the poor NPC fails his save.
Your very first garden statue!
Continue to do so with every hated NPC, until your collection pleases you.
This trick works best with Jan - Garden Gnomes looks great!
[ 10-25-2002, 02:37 PM: Message edited by: Alson ]