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Old 10-25-2002, 02:05 PM   #1
Dundee Slaytern
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Join Date: June 10, 2001
Location: Pasir Ris, Singapore
Age: 42
Posts: 11,063
Detonator
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Ingredients,

1) As many Skull Traps and Delayed Blast Fireballs as possible.
2) A NPC you really hate.

Find a nice suitable spot where there is plenty of room. Cast the above spells in the center of the area and be careful not to trigger them. Make sure you have enough space to run around the spot without triggering them.

Get the hated NPC to lure as many enemies as possible to the sweet spot. Let the NPC run around the spot, then U-turn straight to the spot when the enemy enter the blast radius. Proceed to praise the Heavens as the magical equivalent of several hundred tons of TNT explode in a glorious display of scorched guts and gore.

Note that it is possible for the NPC to escape this feat unscathed by casting Protection from Magical Energy on him/her and boosting his/her Fire Resistance to 100% beforehand( among other methods).

Cat Fight
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Just can't decide who to choose in a romance? Why, the selection process couldn't be any simpler. Strip off all of their equipment and just leave their clothes on. No spells, no weapons, no healing, no deaths, just fists and the hoot-calling of any male watching.

First lady to get knocked out two out of three times loses and you get to continue wooing the victorous female! Just be careful not to get in the path of her fists of fury... ...

Drinking Contest
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So you think your mighty warrior can hold his liquor eh? Step up to the challenge of a lifetime as you compete against Korgan to see who can saturate his/her blood with alcohol more.

Go to any decent inn and order drinks in rapid succession, alternating between Korgan and you. Be fair and make sure the same drinks are split evenly between the two of you. First person to drop to the floor and puke is the loser. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Anybody else care to contribute?
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