a more recent (and not too bad) one:
I was Jack the Giant Killer mixed with LS
. I was pursued by this HUUUUGE giant with a horn in forehead. I ran into a grain silo
The giant reached in. I filled a bathtub with food (don't ask where bathtub came from). Then i magically turned most of the food into Nitro Glycerine and pushed it to him. he took it hungrily
He ran off trying to scream when half his face was blown off
