OMG LS, please don't tell everyone my vile secrets!
It is true, I am woken every morning by the lovely sound of my birds tweeti... er... screeching! Beauty is in the ear of the beholder
BUT NOT THE MILK!!!! WAAAHHHH! HEALTHY FOOD!! [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]
Why are you trying to destroy my reputation as IWs geezer-bird? [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]