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Old 06-10-2002, 05:07 PM   #23
Azred
Drow Priestess
 

Join Date: March 13, 2001
Location: a hidden sanctorum high above the metroplex
Age: 55
Posts: 4,037
The world is so much more fun with the Illuminati in it, whether they exist or not! The Priory of Zion, trying to restore the Mergovingian Dynasty (the Bloodline of Christ), the Gnomes of Zurich controlling economic policy for the entire world, the Network controlling IT and the Internet, the Bavarian Illuminati (the Architechts of the New World Order), the Discordians spreading the gospel of Chaos (Hail Eris), the Elders of Zion (whose Kabbalistic secrets include the True Name of God), etc.

The psychology of the Illuminati is quite strange. A lack of evidence proving that they exist is itself proof that they must exist, because they have eliminated evidence of their existence. [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] Things not going well in your country? Blame someone--blame the Illuminati (they're not likely to come out and deny it now, are they?).

Fnord. [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img]
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