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well all we got is the fact that we eat breakfast 50 miles from Cubans trained to kill us, and we also have some very mean Alqueda and Taliban folks who'd just love to kill us too down the street... yup... that's about all we got... OH and acoording to CNN we have "SHARK INFESTED WAAATHERS!" *gets all melodramatic* OOoOOOh I'd better not go SPEAR DIVING next weekend! god forbid I get attacked by a shaaAaaArk! *ends melodrama* In all my 6 years here ive only seen ONE count em, ONE shark, and all he did was flop around as he TRIED to kill a bird in mid flight but he missed with his jump out of the water and just made a fool of himself... now we DO have Dolphins... And come spring time the Tarpin are as big as your car! oh and that's another thing, we don't really have seasons, we just have... absolute drout, desert like drout, moisture in the air but still dry everywhere else, and WHOAH ITS RAINING A LOT TODAY... we're in the Monsoon season right now so the grass is green the palm trees are thriving again, even the animals seem to be liking this, frogs, which were... somewhere this whole time... are making THOUSANDS of little fresh-water tad poles in our puddles (Why fresh water anfibians even live in this salty hell-hole is outside of me) OH and Christofer Columbus once landed where i get on a boat from time to time, yup, he looked around, talked to the natives, who were feasting on Giant Jungle Rodent O.o and he decided that this place had NO NATURAL RECOURCES WHATSOEVER.... the trees all died unless it rained, their wood was thin and pourus, not ship-making material, the water wasn't drinkable... ANYWHERE... and the whole damn island was made out of... NOT VOLCANIC ROCK... NOT SEDIMENTARY ROCK... just... freaking... CORAL... Its like an island of CHALK and the beaches weren't even SANDY so He ditched the place... and then found America a few weeks later... *everyone goes "yay" without any tone to their voices*
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