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LOL Good job Sir G!
Top 15 things never to say to a cop...
15.No offi,offic,lucifer,I'm not drunk!i swear to dog!
14.No,I don't no how fast i was going,the little needle stops at 110mph.
13.I know i was weaving,but i was trying to hit all the little green men!
12.NO!YOU assume the position!
11.I'm surprised you stopped me!Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!
10.OH C'mon!I was only going 230 miles per hour on the 20 miles per hour street!
9.(drunkly) You think "I" *hic* had to much to *hic* drink?! I think *hic* you had to much to *hic* drink!
8.Gee!Thanks!The last officer gave me a warning too!
7.That uniform makes your butt look REALLY big.
6.Did'nt I see you get you butt whooped on cops?
5.Hey!Can you give me one of those full cavity searches?
4.Here-hold my beer while i get my license.
3.If I bend over will i still get a ticket?
2.You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
1.Hurry up and right the darn icket!Your wife is exspecting me!
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