For anyone who wishes to take the kilt and uphold the tradition, simply repeat this statement, adding your name where the brackets instruct you to, and then you arre an honourary scot, you will be welcomed and recieve your kilt.
A while after you will get the complimentary claymore of course. (For those who don't know, big bad ass two handed sword)
I (insert name), do solemly swear
my undying allegiance to the kilt,
and the God of tartan
I will stand by the kilt,
and defend it with my life
And I shall aim to be a model honourary Scot
I promise on my honour to be faithful and loyal to the Kilt.
I pledge myself to the service of the Kilt
with all my strength
and with all my heart.
I promise to hold in high esteem our heritage,
won for us through the blood and toil of our fathers;
and I pledge myself in all things to uphold
and defend the good name of the Kilt.
So help me the God of Tartan.