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A Driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's happened?"
"Terrorists kidnapped Tony Blair and are asking for a £10 Million ransom, otherwise they are going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
"About half a gallon."
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