[John D Harris]

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean,
we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
8 "Any @#$%ing idiot
could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

7 "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6 "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5 "You want WHAT
on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4 "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3 "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2 "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998

and a drum roll please............!
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1 "Geez, I didn't think
they'd get this
@%#*^ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003