[John D Harris]

Originally posted by Thoran: Quote: Originally posted by Mouse: Quote: Originally posted by Mordenheim: Nobody is stopping Scotland from attacking Isreal. Have at it and good luck [img]smile.gif[/img]

No chance, we like a challenge, and lets face it, a bunch of people in a little sandy country in the back of beyond wouldn't last 10 minutes against we Jocks if we decided to take over.

Therefore have decided to take on the rest of the Western Liberal-Democratic establishment with hoards of fanatic suicide drinkers, Their modus operandi will be to descend on unsuspecting populations and nobly self-destruct large numbers of brain cells via the copious ingestion of alcohol [img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img]

We also intend to have our secretly developed stealth haggis declared a WoMD. Our emisaries have already floated the idea past The U.S. administration and they are horrified that such a potent threat to world peace and stability has been manufactured without their stamp of approval [img]graemlins/crazyeyes.gif[/img]

Axis of Evil Pah! We laugh at such outmoded and small minded concepts. With our kilts, gutteral utterances and utter disregard for civilised behaviour, we will strike terror into effete and decadent goverments worldwide.

Be afraid........be very afraid!!! [img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]I would say that the US is up to the challenge, but what would we fight with... BUDWIESER? Sad to say but nasty tasting watery US beer wouldn't stand a chance. We'll have to capitulate.[/QUOTE]Thoran, You forgot 'bout corn squez'n, fire water, moonshine that is. You can clean a engine block with it