03-21-2003, 06:27 AM
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In a move that has taken the whole word by surprise, hawks in the
Pentagon who are still loyal to Atreides, have announced to the world today
that George Bush is the Kwisatz Haderach.
When the Kwisatz Haderach was questioned as to his motives in starting
the great crusade in Iraq, he flatly denied it was about Spice.
Instead claiming that it was only about "oil and profiteering".
Furthermore he made a statement of reassurance and intent to the Iraqi
people declaring that; "our water is your water".
He also Accused the Iraqis of having sardaukars fighting alongside
them, dressed falsely in the Iraqi army uniform. A Colonel Bashar of
the Iraqi army flatly denied this when we questioned him.
A military analyst we later consulted said: "he who controls the
Spice, controls Iraq"
Germany, France, Russia and the Spacers Guild are all still united in
condemning what they call a "shameful breaking of the great
convention".
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