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Azred · 03-21-2003, 01:35 AM

Let me see...I am facing a vastly superior force and I have people around me whose loyalty is fickle (at best). [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

The answers are simple:
1) I am going to take out as many of my enemies as I possibly can by any means necessary. I will implore every citizen who is loyal to me to pick up a gun and fire at enemy troops. I will order all my loyal troops to fight until death and never surrender.

2) I will make the price of victory extremely high to my enemeies. I will destroy my own infrastructure to hinder their progress, including blowing up roads, bridges, and buildings. I will torch my own oil wells and poison the water and food supplies. I will plant bombs in every vehicle, whether it runs or not. I will plant land mines wherever possible. I will even handcuff children and old people to military targets to make my enemies afraid to damage them.

3) I will keep my last bullet for myself. As a maniacal and sadistic behavior, I will be damned before I allow myself to answer to your system of justice.

It is a good thing that I am neither evil nor a maniacal, sadistic dictator.

03-21-2003, 01:35 AM	#13
Azred Drow Priestess Join Date: March 13, 2001 Location: a hidden sanctorum high above the metroplex Age: 55 Posts: 4,037	Let me see...I am facing a vastly superior force and I have people around me whose loyalty is fickle (at best). [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] The answers are simple: 1) I am going to take out as many of my enemies as I possibly can by any means necessary. I will implore every citizen who is loyal to me to pick up a gun and fire at enemy troops. I will order all my loyal troops to fight until death and never surrender. 2) I will make the price of victory extremely high to my enemeies. I will destroy my own infrastructure to hinder their progress, including blowing up roads, bridges, and buildings. I will torch my own oil wells and poison the water and food supplies. I will plant bombs in every vehicle, whether it runs or not. I will plant land mines wherever possible. I will even handcuff children and old people to military targets to make my enemies afraid to damage them. 3) I will keep my last bullet for myself. As a maniacal and sadistic behavior, I will be damned before I allow myself to answer to your system of justice. It is a good thing that I am neither evil nor a maniacal, sadistic dictator. __________________ Everything may be explained by a conspiracy theory. All conspiracy theories are true. No matter how thinly you slice it, it's still bologna.