I'd have a secret headquarters built in a volcano somewhere in the south pacific. It would be protect by sharks with laser beams mounted on their heads. It would be used to muster my minions for eventual world domination.
I would also issue ultimatums like, "I'm going to destroy city X unless you give me ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Muahahaha"
I have to go now the nice lady is here with my meds.
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“This is an impressive crowd, the haves and the have mores. <br />Some people call you the elite. <br />I call you my base.”<br />~ George W. Bush (2000)
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