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Old 11-30-2001, 03:07 PM   #1
Merlin_the_Arch-Wizard
Elite Waterdeep Guard
 

Join Date: October 17, 2001
Posts: 35
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone who doesn't
believe in retaliation against the terrorists :
1. Ask if military force is appropriate
2. When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"
3. Wait until he says something to the effect of..."Because that would
just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not
because more violence..."
4. When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.
5. When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a
mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would be
awful and he shouldn't cause more violence.
6. Wait until he agrees, and has pledged not to commit additional
violence
7. Punch him in the face again. Harder this time

-Repeat steps 5 through 7 until he understands that sometimes retaliation
is necessary.
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