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Old 05-11-2005, 06:04 PM   #7
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Join Date: April 18, 2004
Location: Copenhagen
Age: 49
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War (tm) - the solution to YOUR countrys problems!

Having deficit problems? Production low and spending high? Or just the usual problems with out-of-reach competitors? Don't fear and don't stress out, because new and modernized WAR (tm) is available for your country as well.

War (tm) is sold is various brands and packages such as:
World War (tm) - The ultimate experience. Two for the price of one.
Local disturbance (r). Look no further for justification. Any rebellious farmer can be brought down with assault helicopters.
Civil war (patent pending). For the special needs.
Also a mix of intercontinental and international special brands in our used bin. Make sure to browse.

War (tm) will benefit your country in many ways:
Unemployment: No more pesky youths hanging on streetcorners. They'll either be in uniform or body bags.
Industry: Just think of all the things that needs to be reconstructed! Especially useful if you purchase an off-continent war so your own stuff doesn't need rebuilding.
Credit: Problems selling off government bonds? No problems any more. Ever heard of a population that didn't buy war bonds in huge amounts?
Loot: Why not claim everything you can from conquered enemies? A sure way to get otherwise sparse natural resources.
... and many more.
Feel free to ask our staff for advice. They are always eager to sell.


Disclaimer: It is not advisible to purchase more than one war at a time. Also we encourage that you finish your current war before starting on a new one. Often wars are not compatible and you may find it difficult to operate both at the same time.
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