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Originally posted by wellard:
George Carlin?
Sorry but I do not know him. Have you a link to his better material Illumina? If he makes you laugh i'm sure he will make me laugh.
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Where to start? This is from memory... He once condensed the Ten Commandments into the Two Commandments ("Let's be frank. Most of it is padding. It's only ten commandments because
ten sounds official! Ten sounds IMPORTANT! You think they could have gotten people to believe them if it was any other number? 'What do you have there, the Eleven Commandments? Get the hell out of here!'"
He riffs a lot on religion, politics, language, and everyday moments. He's not for children... You might learn a new word or two listening to him. If you can get past that, he's utterly hilarious. I've seen him once already, and my sides hurt from laughing; I had to wipe tears of laughter from my face when he finished.