[Cerek]

My hat's off to you, J.D.

I have to admit that I laughed out loud after hearing the first comment from this kid about your daughter. I thought "Holy S***, did this kid EVER dial the wrong freaking house to pull THIS prank."

I'm glad I have all boys and won't have to worry about this particular issue (though I will have to worry about the girl's daddy coming after MY boys when they are older.

I can't match your story, but I did get a similar type phone call several years ago shortly after my wife and I bought our house. I had just gotten in bed at 11:30pm when the phone rang and a young girl asked to speak to me. She then went on to say that she had seen me at the "party" earlier that week and thought I was cute and wondered if I would like to get together. I informed her that she obviously had the wrong person (the are a couple of other guys in my area that have the same first and last name as I and I figured it was just a case of mistaken identity). She then said she was just kidding about the party and knew me from when I had lived in a trailer a couple of years earlier.

I said "Well, if you know I lived there, then you also know that I am married."
Girl "Yeah, so....do you want to get together or not?"
Me "Uh...I'm very flattered, but I am also very happily married."
Girl "Uh-huh. So....do you want to get together or not?"
Me "No, I don't want to get together. I am married and very happy with that relationship."
Girl "Well, we could still get together, though, couldn't we?"
Me "Tell you what, my wife is right here. Let me wake her up and put her on the line and the two of you can discuss this. If she doesn't have any problem with it, then we can work out the "when" and "where"."

Apparantly the girl was hit with a sudden attack of common sense and decided to hang up instead of talking to my wife. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]