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Originally posted by Jonas Strider:
"That would have been funny before it was beat to death.
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Even the president is sick of hearing the PResident's joke about how Kerry voted for the war before he voted against it. Of course, the red side of the campaign is still chanting "flip flop" at every chance.
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Just shows you that Americans have no patience for explanation or footnotes or "maybes."
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Most truthful answers from a politician are more complicated that "yes" or "no," because most issues are not black and white. But, this is a problem for Kerry, because most Americans don't have the patience for nuanced answers or complicated explanations for complicated problems. Most of us want it dumbed down. We save our heavy lifting thinking for shopping.
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Please paint the world in simple black and white for us because shades of grey waste our precious shopping time and you can't do that much thinking while cramming Big Macs down your throat.
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More of the same rant.
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Oooooh.... is that a new Justin/Britney article on that magazine?
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A stream of consciousness comment to highlight our impatience and whimsy and consumerism.
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Among the nations of the world, we are the idiot with ADD.
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The idiot with ADD is not only dumb but also has attention deficet disorder ("ADD") -- meaning he has no patience or attention span. So, the only information he can really absorb is stuff that's (1) dumbed-down and (2) very bite-size.
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But, we can sure as shit shoot our guns. The USA -- the bad attitude skater punk of the new world order!"
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Trying to draw a connection in characteristics between the USA, a young nation, and rebellious youth. Also including a reference to our militarism.
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Huh? Sorry I don't understand. I'm just not in the same lingo league as some people here. Oh well. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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*Whew* Fisked myself to death! Hope it helped.
[ 09-28-2004, 03:34 PM: Message edited by: Timber Loftis ]