I kinda cracked wen i read about the Iranian wrestler, who had to wrestle an Israeli opponent. He didn't want to wrestle a jew, but he also didnt want to ruin his career by simply refusing to play the match. So he ate and he ate and he ate, and after that he ate some more. In two days, he ate so much, that he gained enough kilo's to disqualify him for the match against the Israeli.
Not really on topic, but i guess i'm good at that. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]