ROTFL! Sorry johnny, my husband might have to hurt you if I did.
On topic here- we have several mothers who breastfeed at church and they're incredibly discreet (with blankets or cloths over everything). Most of the time they just go to another room.
I do have to admit I was a bit surprised to see a lady at a local apple festival just lift her shirt and situate her baby on one breast (no blanket or other cover) in the middle of the cafe area near the path where everyone walked by. I don't think that's quite as common a thing here as she seemed to think it was. [img]smile.gif[/img]