ive got it, this one is masterful. we put him in solitary with no contact with the outside world (like you guys said) then we make him watch nothing but playboy videos, road trip, american pie, mall rats, jay and silent bob strike back, and star wars. we feed him only hamburgers and we only let him listen to american music that followed 9/11. on the wall will be welded a metal cross, and his only literature will be the american constitution, books on why america is great, and christian reading materials.
once hes completely indoctrinated we bring him out, show the world our new b*tch and send him off to iraq to join the soldiers in patrolling for terrorists... er, we make him go by himself, because he'd get attacked by any sane iraqi.
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mages may seem cool, but if there was a multi player game you wouldnt see my theif/assasin until you were already too dead to cast a spell...
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