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Old 04-12-2004, 01:03 PM   #1
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Here's the first installment of a new series by the Whackmiester. It's called "Shieldguy" (I would have called it "Sheildmaiden" but that would emply that I'm a woman.) This is where I try to blow your fears in today's current events away with my wisdom or maybe a few quotes from the good book.

But enough! Johnny, hand me my shotgun. I'm gonna blow fear's head off!

There's only one issue that scares people world wide: The Hostage Crisis in Iraq. Friends and relatives of these hostages shouldn't be afraid: Those that pick on the little guy get a good swift kick in the groin! Here are some examples:
[img]graemlins/spinstar.gif[/img] The Taliban took an innocent reporter hostage. Remember that? Well, look at the Taliban now! They've got Canada and America on their asses! We're chasing them all around the country.
[img]graemlins/spinstar.gif[/img] The Nazis were known for torturing innocent Jewish people, homosexuals, and other little people. Now look at them!
[img]graemlins/spinstar.gif[/img] Saddam's Regime tortured people of all races, ages, etc. Now, quite a few of them are either in prison cells or coffins! Saddam sits in a prison cell with a lawyer that can defend an innocent man all the way to death row!

If that wasn't comforting, I've got a snip from the good book. (if you're not christian, it might not be comforting. Sorry.)

Psalm 12:5
"Because of the oppression of the weak and the groaning of the needy, I will now arise," says the LORD . "I will protect them from those who malign them."

In plain English, God is saying "If you hurt the little guy, I will hurt you back. How's that sound?"

If this didn't help, I'm sorry. But just know this: Acts of terror do not go unpunished! Think about that.
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