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I've noticed there are quite a few people here who are against gun-control. Personally, I don't think the 2nd Amendment allows you to pack THAT much heat! (Rocket Launchers, Heavy Artillery, MP5, etc.) Here's some experiences that have made me pro-gun control (Note: I don't really give a damn about the issue, I just wanna know what crawled up your butt and died about this issue, I'm just throwing in a few jokes because I can!)
WARNING: THESE JOKES ARE HELLA NASTY!!!
I was down in Texas one time. I come across this young lady with a baby carraige, I look in there and I see the baby looks like a Mini-Rambo! He's got the machine guns in there and everything!
I was up on my roof the other day in my German Leiderhos-- lierderhos -- thingy to do a little yodelling and some freak sends an RPG round right up my ass and I find myself flying around until the rocket runs out of feul at which point, I fall into my neighbor's backyard and he has a dog that was in heat! All I can say is that thank god I had that RPG round up the Wazoo!
just yesterday, Heston of the NRA came over to my bunker. Some little punk took away my "Do Not Solicit If You Want To Live" sign and there were salesmen just rushing the gates to my home. Heston, like the crazyman I always took him for (but really, I don't know him that well, save for that he loves his guns and his right to use 'em!) went out there with this gatling gun about the size of me and mowed them down shouting "Come get some, Damn Dirty Apes!" Now there's body parts all over my front lawn and the entrance of my bunker has a new coat of red paint, if you know what I mean!
This morning, I was balancing an apple on my head and I went out to get my mail which is outside the bunker. Some nutcase shot the apple right off my head with a Springfield Sniper Rifle! "Perfect Aim!" I shouted. He replied with "Perfect aim? I missed!"
And those are the experiences that have made me pro-- *gun shot*
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