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Originally posted by Night Stalker:
Well, as my friends from the 82nd like to say .... "Never jump with out a parachute!"
Of course, they have a slightly more practical and immediate concern for that mantra! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
There was blood upon the risers
There were brains upon his chute.
His intestines were a-hanging from his paratroopers suit.
They poured him from his helmet
And they poured him from his boots!
And he ain't gonna jump no more! [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]
Preaching abstinence only is like saying never jump from a perfectly good airplane! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] You just know that someone is just gonna try it eventually! May as well teach em how to be safe if they do ....
In fact! That should be the next mandatory school sponsored program: Skydiver Safety! President Bush's new campain slogan should be: "Jump Wings for every Child!" [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]
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I like your wisdom there NS [img]smile.gif[/img]
As for the jumping out of a perfectly good airplane, I guess it depends on weither you are the pilot or cargo. 
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